Xavier tried a novel way to get to stay up later... at bedtime after Sonora was peacefully asleep, he looked at me with wide eyes and said, "Peepee dahper, Mama, faffoom. Pobby." Which in English means, well, "Bathroom. Potty" are the last 2 words, you can probably figure out the rest.
So up we got and he sat on the potty. But refused to take off his diaper. You can guess what happened next. Right back to bed. Under protest.
Part Jane Goodall, part Mary Poppins, part Miss Hannigan. Not a significant source of Martha Stewart.