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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Potty Mouth

Here is my question: how bad is this word? Bootie Butt.
Because it is getting a lot of airtime here.

Ok, not one of Carlin's 7 words you can't say on television. But still? Here is some context, you can let me know what you think... funny or punishable offense? It's not the Bootie part I mind, it is the second part. Yuk.

Sonora: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Sonora: BOOTIE BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xavier: Bootie Butt!!

(Sometimes she treats me to some choreography, a little bootie butt boogie. Unless she is actually sitting on the potty, which is where a lot of the knock knock exchanges take place.)

On a related note, Xavier has gotten on the Knock Knock joke bandwagon (monkey see, monkey imitate hilariously).

Xavier: Nah-Nock!
Me: Who's there?
X: Nah-Nock! [Grins]
Me: Who's there?
X: Pfffffffffbtth!

Anybody know any knock knock jokes? I am really tired of the 6 or so that we have been telling around here.