We were trying to get out of the house in time for story hour at the library this morning. At one point, I saw that Xavi was only wearing socks and underpants.
Me: You need to put on some clothes so we can go.
Xavier: But I already have on *some* clothes.
Me: Well, you need to put the REST of them on.
Xavier: Ok, ok...
Me: [in my head] Alright, literal boy!
Part Jane Goodall, part Mary Poppins, part Miss Hannigan. Not a significant source of Martha Stewart.