After listening to Sonora's wish list for the Easter Bunny, I asked her, "Do you know the real reason for Easter?" Of course she looked at me quizzically, so I told her, "Easter is when Jesus died on the cross so we can go with him to Heaven when we die."
She considered that for a moment, and then said, "Jesus grew up really fast, didn't he?"
Part Jane Goodall, part Mary Poppins, part Miss Hannigan. Not a significant source of Martha Stewart.