Xavier's "Nother" Trombone is Broken. So far, it is not too heartbreaking. When asked for a comment, Xman said, "Need some cake, Mommy."
For those of you in the know. this was the wooden spoon with the nicely tapered oval bowl. With any luck I may be able to find another to fit the required specs.
Part Jane Goodall, part Mary Poppins, part Miss Hannigan. Not a significant source of Martha Stewart.